- March 2nd, 2006
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A kiwi bloke, an aussie bloke, a beautiful woman and an old lady are in a train carriage. The train goes through a tunnel and, in the dark, a loud SLAP is heard. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the kiwi is holding his cheek, which has a bright red hand mark on it.
The old lady thinks to herself: “I bet that dirty kiwi tried to grope the beautiful woman in the tunnel and she slapped him”.
The beautiful woman thinks to herself: “I bet that kiwi tried to grope me in the tunnel, but he missed and groped the old lady and she slapped him”.
The kiwi thinks to himself: “I bet that bloody aussie tried to grope the beautiful woman in the tunnel, but she though it was me and slapped me”.
The aussie thinks to himself: “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that bloody kiwi again…”
Apologies to the many bloody kiwis I know…